"Banta with his wife" joke

Santa had asked Banta to help him out with the deck after work,
so Banta just went straight over to Santa's place. When they got to
the door, Santa went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Banta told Santa that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Santa said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Banta thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Banta was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little chintu fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"

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