"Barkley Moons TV Audience" joke
Former NBA superstar Charles Barkley will reportedly undergo a televised colonoscopy. Given his girth, the procedure will be a ten-part mini-series. Ron Artest recently had a colonoscopy, during which doctors finally found his head.
Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr." The other Arab father just sighs and says "Ahh, they blow up so quickly these more...
Two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in the Jewish section of town. They are talking amongst themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in fluent impeccable Yiddish asks them if everything is okay, can he get them more...
TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.