"Bartender" joke
An Indian walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender for a coke. The Indian says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " So the Indian leaves without paying. The next day, a priest walks in and asks the bartender for a coke. The priest says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " So the priest leaves without paying. The next day, a cowboy walks in and asks the bartender for a coke. The cowboy says " Hey bartender. My coke tastes funny. " And the bartender says " I bartender, I play joke, I go wee wee in your coke. " Then the cowboy says " I am cowboy. I am fast. I blow bullet up your ass. "
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