"Basketball player''s tattoos" joke
A very tall man walked into a bar, and a lady recognized him as a famous professional basketball player. They began to talk, and eventually went back to his place. They began to kiss, and the man took off his shirt. On his arm, he had a tattoo that said, "REEBOK".
"What's that?" the lady asked. "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man took off his pants, and on his leg, she saw a tattoo that said, "NIKE". "What's that?" the lady asked again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man dropped his underwear, and on his penis he had a tattoo that said, "AIDS". "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.
"No, no! Calm down," the man replied. "This will say ADIDAS in a minute."
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