"Bastard" joke

the difinition of a bastard.
a guy that fucks you all night long with a two inch dick and kisses you goodbye in the morning with a nine inch tongue

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Please note that whilst shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they will want a ride to the next supermarket.
Whilst in the car more...

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