"Bastard With A Hammer" joke

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. ”
“You bastard! ” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer, ” says the judge.
“Bastard! ” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt. ”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor, ” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one. ”

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