"Be Professional!" joke

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new guy.
"Andy," the new guy replied.
"Now, look," the manager scowled, "I don't know what kind of unprofessional place you worked in before, but I don't call anyone by his or her first name. It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last names only-Smith, Turner, Baker-that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Stott. So now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is Andy Darling."
"Okay, Andy, now the next thing I want to tell you is..."

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