"Be Proud of Me Prayer!" joke

Dear Heavenly Father, I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace... But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed... From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!