"Bear Incoming" joke

Two rednecks are hiking through the woods when they spot a grizzly bear in the distance, charging towards them.
One of them stands rooted to the spot, while the other bends down, calmly takes off his boots, and starts to lace up his running shoes.
The first redneck looks over and says to his friend, "Why bother? No one can outrun a bear." His friend looks up and says, "I know that. But all I have to do is outrun you."

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