"Beautiful" joke

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful! ” and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute! ”
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute. ”
She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? ”
His reply was “The drugs are wearing off! ”

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