"Bedtime Prayer" joke

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.

One who's handsome,
smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit
when he is wrong.

One who thinks
before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
he doesn't wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will
make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I
ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love
till my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too,
when he goes to the kitchen!

I pray that this man
will love me to no end,
And would never compare me
with my best girlfriend.

Thank you in advance
and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send
him before it's too late.

Amen