"Before and After Love" joke

b (before love) - you take my breath away
a (after love ) - I feel like I'm suffocating
b- she says she loves the way I take control of a situation
a- she called me a controling, manipulative, egomaniac
b- saturday night fever
a- monday night football
b- he makes me feel like a millon dollars
a- if I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
b-is that all your having?
a- maybe you should have just a salad, honey
b- its like I'm living in a dream
a- its like he lives in a dorm
b- $60/doz.
a- $1. 50/stem
b- we agree on everything
a- doesn't she have a mind of her own?
b- victoria secret
a- fruit of the loom
b- feathers and handcuffs
a- ball and chain
b- I love a woman with curves
a- I never said you were fat
b- he's completely lost without me
a- why won't he ever ask for directions?
b- time stood still
a- this relationship is going nowhere
b- croissant and cappuccino
a- bagel and instant
b- blind
a- nearsighted
b- you look so seductive in black
a- your clothes are so depressing
b- I can hardly believe we found each other
a- I can't believe i ended up with someone like you