"Before and after you fall in love" joke

Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love:
b- you take my breath away
a- i feel like I'm suffocating
b- twice a night
a- twice a month
b- she says she loves the way i take control of a situation
a- she called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac
b- Lucy and Ricky
a- Fred and Ethyl
b- Saturday night fever
a- Monday night football
b- he makes me feel like a million dollars
a - if i had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
b- don't stop
a- don't start
b- the sound of music
a- the sounds of silence
b-is that all your having?
a- maybe you should have just a salad, honey
b- wheel of fortune
a- jeopardy
b- its like I'm living in a dream
a- its like he lives in a dorm
b- $60/doz.
a- $1.50/stem
b- turbo charged
a- jump start
b- we agree on everything
a- doesn't she have a mind of her own?
b- Victoria's secret
a- fruit of the loom
b- charming and noble
a- Chernobyl
b- feathers and handcuffs
a- ball and chain
b- idol
a- idle
b- i love a woman with curves
a- i never said you were fat
b- he's completely lost without me
a- why won't he ever ask for directions?
b- time stood still
a- this relationship is going nowhere
b- croissant and cappuccino
a- bagel and instant
b- blind
a- nearsighted
b- you look so seductive in black
a- your clothes are so depressing
b- iambic pentameter
a- blank verse
b- oysters
a- fishsticks
b- i can hardly believe we found each other
a- i can't believe i ended up with someone like you
b- passion
a- ration
b- once upon a time
a- the end