"Beheading of Osama's dick" joke
Beheading of Osama's dick
Osama Bin Laden lost his penus when he was 12 years old. His father is responsible for beheading it because his wife ran away with Mohamad Attar who later found out that she was really a she-male. Mohamad Attar got terrified of that matter and asked US citizenship which the US government successfully granted to him. Unfortunately, while he was on the way to US, he got a job from a quite a dickless asshole.
Osama now hiding away from straight people. Every night, he bends down in the bushes of Taliban. Almost every night, in stinky holes which Osama hides, he tells his gay stories to his fellow dicks. Sometimes, they just pull his lice living beard and slap him silly couple times and tell him "FUCK YOU!" Or, moon him with their shit hanging desert-no-water asses until he shouts "MERCY!". From the day his father beheaded his hideous miniature penus, he got married to several different gay morons. Every one of them left him just after he opened his worm living mouth because it is just dead smells like holy pig shit.
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and more...