"Believing" joke
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates are riding in a car (never mind why). The car crashes into a tree and all three are instantly killed. The three end up in heaven standing at the base of God's throne. God looks at Gore. "What do you believe?" he asks. Gore answers, "Well, I believe the internal combustion engine is the root of all evil, and that we need to save the world from CFC's, and that if any more freon is used, the whole Earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God says, "OK, Come sit at my left." God looks at Clinton. "What do you believe?" he asks. Clinton answers, "I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own decisions without anyone telling them what to do." God says, "OK, Come sit at my right." God looks at Gates. "What do you believe?" he asks. "I believe," says Gates, "You are in my chair."
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