"Beneficial Alzheimers" joke

What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease? 1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You are always meeting new people. 3: You never have to watch reruns on television.

What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!

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The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the priest was looking for someone new to ring the bell.
Then one day this man comes out of nowhere and starts banging on the door.
The priest opens the door and sees that the man has no arms.
The priest asks more...

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whats a shitzu?
a zoo with no animals

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What's another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement

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What's dumber than an [ethnic] building a house under water?
An [ethnic] trying to burn it down.

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