"Best of the Worst Country Song Titles" joke

*Do You Love As Good As You Look?
*Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
*Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
*Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
*How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
*Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
*I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
*I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
*I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
*I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
*I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
*I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
*I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
*I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
*I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
*I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
*If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
*If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
*If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
*If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
*If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
*Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
*May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
*My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
*My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
*My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
*My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
*Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
*She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
*She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
*Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
*They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
*Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
*When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
*You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
*You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
*You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
*You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly