"Beware Of Dog" joke

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! ” posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of? ”
“Yep, that’s him, ” he replied.
The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign? ”
“Because, ” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him. ”

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