"Big Beer Drinker" joke
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar, enjoying a drink. The girl goes to the bathroom and returns crying, so her boyfriend asks her what happened.
"When I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wants to kiss my breasts all night long!" she sobs.
The boyfriend stands up and removes his jacket.
"Then, he said he wants to screw me all night long!" she moans. By this time, the boyfriend is furious and starts walking towards the pool table.
"And then," she continues, "he said he wants to drink beer from my pussy all night long!" The boyfriend stops in his tracks, turns around, sits back on his bar stool and grabs his beer.
His girlfriend is stunned. "Aren't you going to do anything about that jerk at the pool table?" she asks.
"I'm sorry, honey," the boyfriend says, "but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"
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