"Bigamy and monogamy" joke

According to some people, bigamy and monogamy are the same thing: One wife too many.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

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