"Bill Clinton" joke
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with “This was England’s finest hour. ” Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, “Winston Churchill. ” “Congratulations, ” said the teacher, “You may go home early. ” The teacher then said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but.. ” Before she could finish the quote, another young lady belts out, “John F. Kennedy! ” “Very good, ” says the teacher, “You may go also. ” Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, “I wish those girls would just shut up. ” Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, “Bill Clinton. I’ll see you Monday. ”
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