"Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a " joke

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I dont think that is a good idea. Ill come back when you are ready to order from the menu."She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Its pronounced Quiche."

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