"Bill Clinton on the Jerry Springer show" joke
Jerry Springer has convinced Bill Clinton to appear on his show in order to finally settle the many sex scandals that are rocking his Presidency. Said Springer, "I am pleased that the President is open-minded enough to beleive that my show is the right venue for airing out the problems that he is facing." When asked if he had difficulty getting the President to agree to be on his show, Springer answered, "No way. The President seems eager to appear on the show. He's from Arkansas, so what did you expect?"
The upcoming show will air in mid-September. Other people who will also be appearing on the show with him are Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and Jennifer Flowers. Springer promises that the show will follow the same format of all his others and will be "no holds barred". The title of the show will be "Honey, You Ain't Gonna Believe This, But I'm A Male Slut."
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