"Bill Gates Chooses Heaven or Hell" joke

Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".

Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.

So Bill says: I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire.

So Bill says: hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?

The devil says:' That was just a demo version."

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