"Birthday Celebration" joke

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.
"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow - tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my *90th* birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"

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