"Birthday Party" joke
The wife of an eye-doctor was having a party for her husband's 40th birthday. She had made him a special cake for the occasion. Blindfolding him, she led him to the table where it had been placed. She then told him to remove the blindfold.
Excitedly, the doctor took the blindfold off and when he looked down at the cake he began to laugh hysterically. In front of him was a huge cake with 40 marzipan eyes.
Not quite understanding why he was laughing so hard, one of the guests asked him what was so funny. After wiping the tears of laughter from his eyes, the doctor replied, "I was just thinking of my friend who will turn 50 in a couple of weeks. He's a gynecologist!"
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