"Black Church Quiz" joke
You know you went to a black church if you can answer at least 10 of the fill in the blanks:
"First giving _____to God, who is the ____ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the _____ of the Lord one mo' time.' Cause he brought me from a _____ long _____. I coulda' been dead, sleeping in my _____. But God is _____ all the _____. He's a _____ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the _____ and a _____ to the _____, a doctor in the _____ room and a _____ in the courtroom!
He's the _____ of the valley, bright and _____ star. He got up early one _____ morning with all _____ in his _____. Pray for me that I grow strong and I'll pray for you!"
Which ones could you not figure out?
If You know them all! --You are a faithful and obedient churchgoer. If You missed a few, --Wake up and pay more attention in services!
**Additional points given if, as you were filling in the blanks, you got happy!!
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