"Blind Golf?" joke
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year, so we let them play here anytime free of charge! Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George.Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my opthamologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.After a short pause...Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night!
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