"Blind date!" joke

Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never seen before.
"What do I do if she`s ugly?" says Santa, "I`ll be stuck with her all night."
"Don`t worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don`t just shout `Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!` and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Santa knocks at the girl`s door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He`s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:. .."Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!"

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