"Blonde And The Ventriloquist" joke
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, Asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person … because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large … all in the name of humor. ”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this. Mister, I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee! ”
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