"Blonde Execution" joke
There were three blondes getting executed, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The executer came up to the brunette and said, do you have any last words?
The brunette pointed to the sky and yelled HURRICANE!!! Everyone ran for safety.
The executer came up to the redhead and said, do you have any last words?
The redhead pointed to the sky and yelled TORNADO!!! Everyone ran for safety.
The executer came up to the blonde and said, do you have any last words?
The blonde pointed to the sky and yelled FIRE!!! The executer shot her.
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