"Blonde Joke plus..." joke

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?" ============ 10 Blonde Science Fair Projects: 10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is lighter fluid flammable? 8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff? 7) Are knives sharp? 6) Can sharks hurt a human? 5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium? 4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall? 3) Can I go through a brick wall? 2) Can dogs talk? 1) Are blondes really dumb?

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