"Blonde Paint" joke

A blonde sees a sign out front of a house offering pay for odd jobs. She knocks on the front door and an old man answers."Can I help you?" he asks."I was wondering if I could do some work for you.""Oh, of course. My porch is in need of a fresh coat of paint. I have paint right here, if you would be willing to paint it. I'll pay you ten dollars an hour.""Sure." The blonde took the paint and the man went inside. After three hours or so, the blonde knocked on the front door again. "All finished." The man paid her for her work, and then stepped outside to see her what she had done.The porch hadn't been touched!"Wait, you didn't do anything!""Oh, I left it in the garage. And by the way, that's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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