"Blonde Suicide" joke

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
“How did this happen? ” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide, ” the blonde replied.
“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger? ”
“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6, 000 for these, ’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4, 000 to get my teeth fixed. ’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise, ’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger. ”

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