"Blonde jokes" joke
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? - They’re both empty from the neck up. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? - Change. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? - From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? - In case she locks the keys in her car. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? - So she could lip read. Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? - To avoid the draft. What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? - There are skid marks in front of the skunk. What’s the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? - The shopping trolley has a mind of its own. How do you drown a blonde? - Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool. Why did God create blondes? - Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
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