"Blonde one-liners" joke

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs... they keep breaking them with the hammer. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head... when you have a tire pump to re-inflate it. Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license... because she got an F in sex. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air... she missed. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear... data transfer. What is gross ignorance... 144 blondes. What is the difference between a dead blonde and a skunk in the road... there are skid marks in front of the skunk. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have... one that never misses a period.

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