"Blonde painter" joke
One day this blonde was looking for work so she was knoking on all her neighbors doors asking if they needed any yard work done. She knoked on one mans door and he said sure you can pint the porch, how much do oyu think would be fair? 50$ said the blonde and the man gave her the paint. He went inside and told his wife. "
what"
, said the wife. "
does she know how big the porch is??"
The man said "
yeah she was standing right on it"
An hour later she came to the door and said "
im done i even had enogh paint left over to do to coats!!"
"
WOW"
siad the man and quikley gave her the money. "
oh and by the way"
, said the blonde."
ts not a porch its a PORSH"
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