"Blonde quickies 1-20" joke

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.