"Blondes Lunch and Funeral" joke
Ok there is a blonde, a mexican, and an irish. THey all goto work and get their lunches. The mexican gets a taco, and says if he gets another taco again he will kill him self. The irish guy says if i get cabbage again ill kill my self. The blonde guy says if i get balony again ill kill my self too.
The next day they get their lunches. The mexican gets the taco, the irish guy gets cabbage, and the blonde gets balony. They all kill themselves that day.
The day of their funeral their wives are all sad. The mexican wife says " if i knew that my husband didnt want tacos i would have gave him something else." The irish wife says " If i knew my husband didnt like cabbage i would have gave him something else." The blonde wife says, "Hey dont look at me he packed his own lunch."
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