"Blondes and Food" joke

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"
Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
How did the blonde burn his nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
Did you hear about the blonde that ate rocky mountain oysters?
She was dragged 200 yards.
What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
She peed on her corn flakes.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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