"Blondy" joke
A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say "
ready!...aim!"
...and then the burnette yells "
Earthqauke!"
and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say "
ready!...aim!..
and the readhead yells "
Tornado!"
and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!...aim!...and the blonde yells "
FIRE!"
and you know what happends next.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.