"Blondy" joke

A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say "
ready!...aim!"
...and then the burnette yells "
Earthqauke!"
and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say "
ready!...aim!..
and the readhead yells "
Tornado!"
and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!...aim!...and the blonde yells "
FIRE!"
and you know what happends next.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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