"Blow-Up Dolls" joke
Two elderly gentlemen had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a cat-house for some action.
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided that there was no way she was going to waste any of her girls on these two old geezers. So, she used blow-up dolls instead. She put one in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they headed home and got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had must have been dead. She didn't move, talk or even groan. How did it go for you?"
The second man replied, "I'm POSITIVE my girl was a witch."
"What do you mean?" asked the first man.
"Well, when I nibbled on her boob, she left out a fart and flew out the damn window!" the second man exclaimed.
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