"Boasting About Race Records" joke

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them! ”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!! ”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28! ”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast, ” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them! ”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow! ” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog. ”

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