"Books You Might Not Find" joke

1) The Code of Ethics for Lawyers.
2) Americans' Guide to Etiquette.
3) The World Guide to Good American Beer.
4) Safe Places to Travel in the USA.
5) Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity.
6) The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle.
7) Consumer Marketing Ethics.
8) Career Opportunities for History Majors.
9) Great Women Drivers Of Today.
10) Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno.
11) Things I Love About Bill
By: Hillary Clinton.
12) My Life's Memories
By: Ronald Reagan.
13) Things I Can't Afford
By: Bill Gates.