"Boss Leaves Early" joke
There were these three guys, a Mexican guy, an Italian guy and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early, too.
The boss left and so did they. The Jewish guy went home, read the newspaper and took a nap. The Italian guy went home and cooked dinner. The Mexican guy went home and walked to his bedroom. He opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed with his boss, so he shut the door and left.
The next day the Italian and Jewish guys were talking and planned to go home early again. They asked the Mexican guy if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No."
They asked him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"
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