"Bowl of Peanuts" joke

A preacher is visiting an elderly parishioner at a nursing home.
As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. While they are talking, he can't help himself and eats one after another.
By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."
"That's okay," she replies, "they would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back."

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