"Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0" joke

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5. 0 to Husband 1. 0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5. 0 system.
In addition, Husband 1. 0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9. 9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7. 4, NBA 3. 2 and NHL 4. 1.
Conversation 8. 0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5. 3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

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