"Brand New Mercedes" joke

Felix parked his brand new Mercedes outside his favorite sporting goods store and went in to do a little perusing with his regular saleswoman, Janice.
Janice, a pretty blonde, happily greeted Felix when he entered the store. However, Felix asked to look around alone before he needed her help. She obliged and let him to do his thing.
A few minutes later, a frantic Janice came running up to him yelling, "Felix! Felix! I just saw someone driving off in your brand new car!"
"Oh no! Did you try to stop him?" exclaimed Felix.
"No," Janice replied, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"

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