"Brands of Condoms" joke

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going...
M&M Condoms: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Star Trek Condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Coca-Cola Condoms: Always the real thing.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Nike Condoms: Just do it.