"Breakfast On The Farm" joke
A little boy sits down at the breakfast table. Since he lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "No, not yet," he replies. His mother tells him that he can't have any breakfast until his chores are done.
He gets pissed and stomps off. He goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. Then, he goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes back to the table and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"Why don't I get any bacon and eggs? Why isn't there any milk in my cereal," he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon either. I also saw you kick a cow, so there's no milk for you this morning."
Just then, his father enters the kitchen and kicks the cat out of his way.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a grin and says, "So, mom, are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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